You’re always going to be an ass to someone. You’re human. You can’t avoid it.
It’s like George Carlin’s famous axiom: every other car on the road is either a maniac driving too fast or an idiot driving too slow.
In that same vein, no matter how hard you try to be positive and nice, someone, somewhere, is always going to find you unpleasant or, at least, off-putting in some way.
And that’s not even taking into account times when you really were an ass by anyone’s standards (including your own). Continue reading