writing  Inspired by Jack Sh*t Getting Fit, a really funny weight-loss blog I enjoy reading, I wrote this poem about my new book:

I write for pleasure,
I write for gain.
But mostly I write
to help people escape the pain
of living their lives
with unwanted weight,
Because having an fit body jibes
with feeling just great.
My new book
is uplifting and cool.
it’s worth a long look
because it teaches new rules
for using quantum science
to help people finally
end their reliance
on the weight loss industry.

If you’re an English teacher, please be kind.